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    just seen roger on the local bbc news, he had to spend 3 hours in make up beforehand as befits his new celebrity status.

    autographs will be ar a premium rate from now on.

    following on from harry, does anyone remember the tommy cooper joke?

    sitting in a chinese restuarant he thinks to himself, there are israeli jews, russian jews, american jews, i wonder if there are any in china.

    the waiter comes up and tommy asks him "do you have any chinese jews"?
    the waiter dissappears comes back a few minutes later and says "sorry no chinese jews, only orange jews, lemon jews and pineapple jews".

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