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  David Cameron visited Sussex on Thursday as part of a world tour. The Brighton paper, the Evening Argus, asked readers to send in questions for the Tory Leader, questions like many other the man cannot answer.
  Among them were questions along the lines of:
  
  Do you realise you're an unelectable toff?
  What does swan taste like?
  Has he an answer to everything as he seems to think he has?
  Should Poundland come to Worthing?
  How should we behave when Thatcher finally pops her clogs - black arm bands or street parties?
  Who would win in a fight between a baboon and a badger?
  Is it possible for him not to look so smug all the time?
  Can he deck a horse with one punch?
  What are the 39 steps?
  Do you think that Yoda sounds like Miss Piggy?
  Should one have one's chips with ketchup or gravy?
  Blue Peter or Magpie?
  Why does he refuse to add his weight to the campaign to free the S Club Seven?
  What year did Titian die?
  Would he agree that if conservatism is the answer it must have been a stupid question?
  And... Does he feel that the lack of sensible questions posed reflects the fact that nobody in Brighton sees him as anything other than a bit of a joke?

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