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I must confess I was just kidding. This latest wheeze from right honourable member for planet idiot, David Cameron, is more proof that he is not a true conservative. A real conservative would not pass laws which closely resemble the type of legislation put forward and passed by curtain twitching labour governments.
It's based on flawed evidence and the models they propose we copy are a far distant galaxy from the culture here in Britain. But we are going through the most enormous economic problem at the moment and it's an ideal opportunity for the treasury to steal more money from us through the taxation system.
The only aspect I really enjoy, I mean really, really enjoy is the whining and harping from fine, upstanding, right-thinking, normal members of the public who wet their collective knickers in their call for a smoking ban now that their favourite tipple is to become more expensive. It's bleeding brilliant!
No it's really, really brilliant for these paragons of virtue who positively hate the smell of smoke, a disgusting habit, makes my clothes smell, vile people who should be denied health care, I'm so perfect my body is a temple twerps are now faced with the prospect of going down to the local cheap booze outlet on the high street or dark, forbidding industrial estates and ask the big shaven headed neerdowell " Excuse me but, erm, do you by any chance stock any reasonable wines ......heeeer!?"