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    Courtesy Private Eye.................

    The New Coalition Academy

    Headmaster David Cameron MA Oxon

    Deputy Headmaster Nicholas Cleeg MA Cantab


    A Message From The Headmaster
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    Mr Gove's Exam Timetable

    Here is the new timetable for Year 11 examinations, as proposed by Head of Curriculum, Mr Gove:

    1. Suggest idea for change in exam system.
    2. Cause huge row.
    3. Backtrack wildly.
    4. Rethink idea.
    5. Suggest very similar idea for change in exam system.
    6. Cause another huge row.
    7. Perform U-turn.
    8. Revise idea.
    9. Suggest another very similar idea for change in exam system.
    10. Etc.

    Who says Mr Gove never learns? Anyway, here's a picture of him on the naughty chair, explaining

    to Year 3 the difference between the Three Rs and his elbow!

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