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    Unfortunately, on my planet it is written that sleep will occur between the hours of 22.30 and 04.00 and this is the law, so although the planet Zonk is my aspiration and the homeland of my heart, I will be unable to accept your invitation and will, perforce, have to put the luminous green for dry cleaning and wait for the next opportunity to bang my saucepan lid - if you will pardon the expression, oh wise Zonkian. Live long and crossbar backatya.

    That did cheer me up....!

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