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    Unfortunately for earthlings this is impossible. Our atmosphere is high in carbon dioxide and your atmosphere is unable to sustain life for we Zonkions.
    Not only that our world justice council which covers star sector 19 in the area of the universe you know as the horses head nebula in Orion would not sanction any settlement on your, primitive world. Laws regulating advanced geo-engineering on your planet has been ruled as illegal.
    However if indeed it is the case that you wish to live on my planet look towards the constellation Orion this evening at 0100 hours. You must wear luminous green cloak and bang the end of a saucepan lid with a wooden spoon in the vicinity of your market square in order that I can recognise you as the one known as Bern.
    Live long and crossbar earthling Bern.
    Any other inhabitants wishing to join us do the same.

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