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Gary Glitter & the Young Person's Railcard
In the late 1980s, British Rail raised the upper age limit for the Young Persons Railcard to 25. Many rail stations displayed a poster of Gary Glitter, his glam-rock mascara smeared by tears, and the text ‘For a limited period, we're offering a Young Persons Railcard to people who are older. (Sorry Gary, not that much older.)'
"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson