"Drunken university students caused havoc onboard a £180million ferry during a ski trip to the Alps."
They set fire to ash-trays, danced on tables and one or two went streaking.
Their greatest crime was perhaps the fact that they 'had drink taken' before they hit the on-board facilities.
It's about time we grew adults in the laboratory. Who amongst us needs childhood anyway?

Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.