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This might amuse you, PhilipP: Courtesy of last Saturday's Daily Fascist, er, sorry, Telegraph.
Eco-wash? No thanks
Just around the corner from my flat in London is Britain's first coin-operated launderette, which opened in 1947. Laundrophiles from as far away as Tulsa, Oklahoma, regularly visit so they can wash their smalls and boast about it back home. I've spent a fortune on service washes there. Last week, however, I took delivery of a smart new washer-dryer in graphite grey. One of the buttons offers an "eco-wash" that uses less water and electricity. I was going to press it, but then I looked inside the drum and saw that my boxers had arranged themselves into the grinning visage of Caroline Lucas, the ghastly Green MP. So I pressed the luxury "super-wash" instead and listened contentedly to the sound of the earth's resources draining away.
