LETING MY HAIR DOWN
- 20 April 2010 20:5148288I am going to be telling you some of the jokes I have been
told,so you can see I have a fun side as well.
(1)TWO ELDERLY GENTLEMAN from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says"Slim,I,m 83 years old now and I,m just full of aches and pains.I know you,re about my age.How do you feel?
Slim says "I feel just like a newborn baby.
"Really!?Like a newborn baby!?
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. - 20 April 2010 21:0048296MORRIS,an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later,the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later,the doctor spoke to Morris and said,"You,re really doing great aren,t you?
Morris replied"Just doing what you said,Doc"Get a hot mamma and be cheerful"
The doctor said"I didn,t say that..I said "You,ve got a heart murmur ,be careful. - 20 April 2010 21:0548299A LITTLE OLD MAN shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,painfully,up onto a stool..After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly"Crushed nuts?
"No"he replied "Arthitis"
- 20 April 2010 21:2548314A SENIOR CITIZEN said to his eighty-year old buddy,"So I hear you,re getting married?
"Yep"
"Do I know her?
"Nope!"
"This woman,is she good looking?
"Not really"
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw" she can,t cook too well"
"Does she have lots of money?
"Nope!Poor as a churchmouse.
"Well, then is she good in bed?
"I don,t know"
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?
"Because she can still drive!
- 20 April 2010 22:4948363Many thanks Vic. They should keep Howard off my back for a while.Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
- 21 April 2010 07:1148375Thank you Colin still more to come tonight.
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- 21 April 2010 09:5648400Do I detect an ageism theme here, Vic? Careful, one or two OAPs might be voting for you.
True friends stab you in the front. - 21 April 2010 10:0148402No Andy, I am ok with that because I am one of them.
- 21 April 2010 11:1148411Here's one for you Vic: when I went out yesterday, I got pelted with black forest gateau, garlic baguettes, chicken balti and lamb stew. Must have been the fallout from Iceland!
- 21 April 2010 14:2848440Hee hee hee, some good ones there!