Yep give me the sandy white beach of Borocay littered with scantily clad dusky maidens any day....
Last time I was there I asked the barman for a touristy type cocktail. He shimmered up the tree felled a fresh coconut and filled it with filipino rum, tanduhay, and a selection of fruit and licquours. It cost £1.50 but what the hell...why not splash out when on holiday?