Latest Release: What to wear for Airline Travel this year!

• Guest 640

  • Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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  11 January 2010     19:1137215
  #1      
  We all hate those queues at airport check in, and now that the delays are getting even worse, what with plastic explosives and body scanners and what have you...why piddle about?? Get thru in fast track time by wearing these latest creations by Dandy Dick of Dover. This is an upfront company with nothing hidden in their business manifesto and they should do well this year.
  
  Business analysts in the city have indicated that should these garments take off, so to speak, the use of expensive body scanners wont be needed and the cost of international travel could dip.
  
  Ryan Air disapprove of these garments however, as they cant find a way to implement any extra charges on anything.
  
  

  
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 690

  • Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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  11 January 2010     19:5237217
  #2      
  Perhaps Tesco`s could have the exclusive contract to market them, and being recyclable, perhaps they`d replace them for free when they get damaged, or you grow out of them.
  Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
  • Tesco
• Guest 656

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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  11 January 2010     20:1637222
  #3      
  Puts a whole new meaning to 'Come prepared for check-in' At least it eliminates getting to the airport 2 hours early And don't they look so happy! I suggest some plastic flip flops as I can see Ryan Air placing a hefty surcharge on that footwear
• Guest 683

  • Registered: 11 Feb 2009
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  11 January 2010     22:3937252
  #4      
  No need for passports either. With those shoes and socks they must be English!
• Guest 690

  • Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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  11 January 2010     22:4537253
  #5      
  Nice one Mark. I wish I`d thought of that.
  Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 23 Sep 2008
  • Posts: 23,940
  12 January 2010     08:0737266
  #6      
  i like the matching under ware,i wonder if they are from tescos or asdas brand.
• Guest 640

  • Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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  12 January 2010     09:0637273
  #7      
  I hear that the English wear socks like that in bed..even when theyre having sex!! Its probably a nasty vicious rumour though !
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 641

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  12 January 2010     12:5137281
  #8      
  It must have been difficult for Dandy Dick to find a couple to model this new and very fetching designerwear in this freezing weather, could it be Dandy himself with his latest female escort? I admit the footwear needs to be looked at maybe transparent wellies?
• Guest 673

  • Registered: 16 Jun 2008
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  12 January 2010     13:1537282
  #9      
  The English do wear socks in bed when they are having sex but it is considered good manners to take your shoes off.