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• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  11 May 2010     20:5551366
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  my mole informs me of this diatribe from her majesty to her trusted aide.
  
  "thank goodness that oik has gone, cook was fed up with forever knocking out porridge, a bit of an improvement from that grinning idiot that he ousted,now we have the twit from eton with his fag, no doubt one will have jolly boating weather foisted on us. thanks goodness i can rely on you my trusted old retainer. one will arrange a knighthood for you posh barry"
  
  all true.
• Guest 640

  • Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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  12 May 2010     09:1551387
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  I can well beleive the above diatribe from HMQ..all that scots porridge oats business is enough to send cook into fits of palpitation, consternation, and of course aggravation. But ..All the commoners have now vacated the scene and all the posh dukes and baronets have rolled in, all polishing their muskets for a bash at the fine ol duck shooting down at Sandringham.
  
  "Thats a fine bag you have there!" said the cloth capped grouse master referring to his visitors tally.
  "Dont talk about my wife like that!" retorts the sensitive politico...well he had just been through a general election.
  
  
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 641

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  12 May 2010     10:0751398
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  At least cook will no longer be 'quaking' in her boots, one can just have enough of porridge. Am looking forward to bagging a brace or two, I wonder if we can turn Western Heights into a grouse moor, plenty of jobs will be up for grabs, beaters, gamekeepers etc, maybe we can bag a poacher or two, what!
  
  Sir Barrington, Hmm, has a nice ring to it
• Guest 645

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  12 May 2010     10:0951400
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  Well Cameron will have no shortage of recipe ideas for his grouse as his wife is Hugh Fearnely Whittingstalls sister Channel 4 Cottage Cook(or whatever his bloody name is)
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)