As we wait with baited breath (not) for the announcement later today (BBC predict 4pm) the Bookies have made Ed Miliband the favourite. He is the brother of David (the housewives bet) and (wearing a sheep skin nose band in his hair) closely followed by the losers and also rans.
The BBC/ITV/SKY/NME and CCTV news channels quickly searching in desperation for something to report. will no doubt treat the viewing public to endless live helicopter shots of various cars arriving at some dark satanic old mill in Madchester containing the prospective new leader and those losers that will claim the race card or lack of a decent but funny sounding surname hampered their progress.
We shall have to wait for the white smoke to billow out of some revitalised inner city gas cooling tower before we are finally 'treated' to the surprising news that David Miliband has won against all odds.The other losers will sychophantly proffer their undying support for the new leader and kiss his ass in the hope of securing some Shadow Cabinet post as they declare the "mammoth task and uneviable role " of the new leader to " revitalise repopularise the party and make it a credible opposition to the demolition sorry Coalition government.
In Sundays Screws of the World we will no doubt be treated to an 'Undercover reporters expose' of how the wrongly named Betfair bribed x to take a dive. My shilling for what its worth is on a second vote between the (mili)band of brothers in the hope to increase the tension and viewing figures of the BBC. But what the heck do I know. Miliband will wiin Sid and BaryW will no doubt cast their learned opinions over the matter by calling the new leader a 'wanker' with no hope of victory at the next general election but life will go on as the family scream at me to leave the tv room and get the 'tea on'..as the ill educated political non caring kids of the future claim they are" starving and sod the tv and new leader and switch over to X Factor on the other 'Discovery' channel".
Your on the acne spot reporter Marek Milibang. Chin chin
