Guest 693- Registered: 12 Nov 2009
- Posts: 1,266
#1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Gordon, stop pi55ing around and get the hell out of my house!
(With due acknowledgement to my wife's cousin's wife who passed this joke on to me on Facebook.)
True friends stab you in the front.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
#2
that did tickle me.
doesn't explain which side of the doorstep nick was on though.
#3
Westminster police have confirmed that a Scottish man has barricaded himself in a large terraced house and is holding over 60 million people hostage.
#4
How many bigots did it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, she's was too busy changing the outcome of the election.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
#5
sadly she did not bob, the reds won rochdale.
no cyril smith around nowadays.
#6
Question: how many bigots does it take to change a lightbulb
Answer: it depends how many people hear the question