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    There was a meeting of MENSA at 2 this morning in the middle of the road in Castle St between Blakes and the carpet shop. About 12 young intellectuals of both sexes were involved in a serious philosophical discussion, unfortunately they had obviously consumed far too much fine claret and I found it difficult to follow their arguments even though they were putting their points across at great volume.

    After a while two of these educated young ladies began to emphasise their views by trying to scratch out each others' eyes and pulling their hair. At the same time their male escorts started to try to push each other through the window of Action Carpets.

    A quick 999 call brought 3 marked police cars within 2 minutes. How the argument was settled I have no idea as I went back to bed.

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