Kate 'n' Pete: The divorce.

• Guest 640

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  14 May 2009     07:1121218
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  Oh Catastrophe! calamity unbound! Katie Price better known to you and me as Jordan, yes she of the double dimension, has kicked poor oul Peter Andre into the long grass.
  
  "I dont understand it all" says the hapless Pete.
  "Was I not a professional male doormat of the highest order?. Did I not worship at the Jordan alter of adoration.. without question? Did I not wander around night and day in resigned good spirits with TV cameras half way up my jaxi!? What more can a fella do!?"
  
  Yes poor oul Pete. Kicked into the long grass. What will he do now...perhaps rekindle that singing career...I hear he was once big in outer Mongolia.
  

  

  
  
  "Yes its a pity Pete" said Jordan
  "Its a pity Pete...is that all you can say" exclaims Pete
  "Yes its a pity Pete! but the viewing figures have wained
  I have to be in the whiteheat kitchen of public perceptance"
  "Whaaaa...." said Pete.
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• Guest 645

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  14 May 2009     07:2021220
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  PaulB
  
  I love it. Apparently it was the 4 month sex ban that did it for him.....he just couldn't handle it himself...boom boom
  
  By the way as a good Catholic lad you should be knowing the spelling of Altar as a place of worship and not alter as they do at the tailors...lol
  Marek
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• Guest 640

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  14 May 2009     07:2621221
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  lol!!
  Oh gulp!! ah yes ALTAR...I will have to indulge in a bout of self-flagellation as punishment for that one, and me a good catholic too!
  
  
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• Brian Dixon

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  14 May 2009     07:4021222
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  its down to altar ego or is it a case of alter d ego.which ever it is its boring cleb gossip with capital c and g.
• Guest 657

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  14 May 2009     08:4921229
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  Lol, to me it just smacks of a publicity stunt. Jordan / Katie sells umpteen magazine stories about "How Pete dumped me and I'm devastated" and rakes in loads of money. A while later they reconcile, renew their marriage vows (selling the photos to a certain celeb mag of course) and try for a baby, thus raking in even more cash! I might not like Jordan but as a business woman I have to hand it to her.................!
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• Guest 655

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  14 May 2009     09:1221231
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  oh well I suppose this makes a change from expense fiddling MPs....
• Guest 656

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  14 May 2009     10:0721232
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  Agree Jeane, Katie Price certainly knows how to make a stack of money and can always spot a good business opportuniy, after all she's been doing it successfully for years now. They are very entertaining to watch but in small doses .......one of a kind! Feel sorry for the kids though, as together they certainly looked after them well. If it's a publicity stunt, then will anyone be surprised or even care
• Guest 641

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  14 May 2009     11:3221235
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  Now that was funny PaulB, now why is a a good catholic boy like your goodself watching Katie's Altered Assets I was forced to watch the latest episode by youngest daughter and felt, Jeez! this is money for old rope, they are on to a winner, is it for real? Arguing in a public place surrounded by cameras & paparazzi? At least I won't see the next episode as I am sure that I've got a dental appointment or visiting a long lost maiden aunt, as yes, thats it
• Brian Dixon

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  14 May 2009     11:3821236
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  who gives a monkeys what they do,just another money grabing opertunaty for the pair of them.
• howard mcsweeney1

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  14 May 2009     19:2121266
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  they have asked us to "respect their privacy".
• Guest 655

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  14 May 2009     21:3621276
  #11      
  well said Brian. Overstuffed talentless nobodies, who cares!!
• howard mcsweeney1

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  14 May 2009     22:2921282
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  barry
  
  you can be so cruel.
  
  some of us have had trouble sleeping since the revelation has hit the headlines.
• Guest 658

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  14 May 2009     22:4021284
  #13      
  Why bother with them
  beer the food of the gods
• Guest 663

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  15 May 2009     13:1521313
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  Oh boy they maybe talentless but it makes them the money and it gets people watching.
• Guest 655

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  15 May 2009     13:2621315
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  howard - I am sorry this has affected you so badly, I have a client who is a counsellor who may be able to help you come to terms with your crisis.
  
  Jan, yes they may make a lot of money but I do wonder what that says about the people who spend their hard earned cash in that direction....
• Brian Dixon

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  15 May 2009     14:5521316
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  yes exactly barry.
• Guest 657

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  15 May 2009     15:4121318
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  I have never actually watched the Katie and Pete show but I'm wondering if this divorce announcement is anything to do with Katie being dropped by her management / PR company? Suspicious? Moi?!
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• howard mcsweeney1

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  15 May 2009     17:0321334
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  we can only hope and pray that they live happy ever after.
  
  only mr clifford will know that though.