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  Said portacabin one
  to portacabin two
  "The best thing to be done,
  is turn you into a public-loo."
  
  Said portacabin two
  to portacabin one
  "Don't you with me screw
  planning matters are no fun."
  
  "It's just a bit of give and take,
  grow-up, for heaven's sake."
  "As this is your own master plan,
  swap your counter for a pan!"
  
  And so the argument dragged on
  as neither side would e'er agree
  again intransigence had won
  it was left to planners to take the pee
  
  [I've added the word 'public' to line four.]

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