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    A propos of the above I hope this offering will raise a chuckle:
    When did my hands become old womans hands?
    When did my skin start to crinkle?
    When did my boob start to knock at my waist?
    When did my face start to wrinkle?

    When DID my hip start to creak as I move?
    When did my feet start to swell?
    When did my temper get crabby and short?
    When did I first feel unwell?

    When did my hearing get less than acute?
    When did my teeth start to crumble?
    When did I start to long for retirement?
    When did I first start to mumble?

    It can't have been long
    Cos I'm not that old
    But, since I've been spared
    Mustn't grumble!

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