A young man walked into the local jobcentre office and marched up to the counter and demanded a job stating "he had read that there are lots of jobs in going in Canterbury"
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes and meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and take care of all her desires.
The young lad, with plain wide-eyes, said, "You're bulls----g' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it!"
