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A blonde had just totaled car in a horrifice accident,miraculously she managed to pry herself out of
the car with out a sctratch.
woow siad the policeman your car looks like an accordian that was stomped on by an elephant,are
toy alright.
why yes I am juat fine the blonde chirped. well how in the world did this happen,
officer it was the strangest thing! i was driving down the road,when from out of nowhere this tree
popped up in front of me,I swerved to the right & there was another tree,I swerved to the
left,& there was another tree,,I swerved to the right & there was another tree,
Uh said the policeman cutting her off in mid setence,he looked inside the car,& the police man said
there is not a tree on this road for thirty miles, iot was your air freshner swinging back & forth.....