Guest 713- Registered: 19 Mar 2011
- Posts: 342
A blonde had just totaled car in a horrifice accident,miraculously she managed to pry herself out of
the car with out a sctratch.
woow siad the policeman your car looks like an accordian that was stomped on by an elephant,are
toy alright.
why yes I am juat fine the blonde chirped. well how in the world did this happen,
officer it was the strangest thing! i was driving down the road,when from out of nowhere this tree
popped up in front of me,I swerved to the right & there was another tree,I swerved to the
left,& there was another tree,,I swerved to the right & there was another tree,
Uh said the policeman cutting her off in mid setence,he looked inside the car,& the police man said
there is not a tree on this road for thirty miles, iot was your air freshner swinging back & forth.....
Jan Higgins- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,656
I am 73 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why us women can't put on mascara with our mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend who stole it from a friend of her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me... lol Enjoy the rest of your day!
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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