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    A mounted policeman stops a young girl riding a bike and asks "Did you get that for Christmas?"

    "Yes" replies the little girl. "Well, next year tell Santa that you need a Reflector to fit on it.” He hands her a fixed penalty notice to give to her parents.

    Unfazed, the girl asks the Policeman "Did you get your horse for Christmas?" "As a matter of fact I did" he replies.

    "Next year you need to tell Santa that a Dick should be underneath the horse and not on it" she retorts.

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