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    An 81 -year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

    The doctor says, Gerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God? “

    Gerry replies, “God and I are tight, he knows I have poor eyesight, so hes fixed it for me. When I get up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom, the light goes on automatically. When I’m done, the light goes off.”

    “Wow, thats incredible,” says the doctor A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gerry’s wife. He says, “Gerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and the light goes on in the bathroom and when hes done, the light goes off?”

    “OH MY GOD! His wife exclaims! He’s peeing in the fridge again!

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