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Before the current lockout, I went to a pub and ordered
a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I
asked him for the wifi code.
“Oh no” he said, “No wifi in here, people used
to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their
families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now
people just stare at their phones and it breaks
my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub.”
“You know what?” I replied, “You’re right”
and I put my phone away.
“Thank you”, the landlord said, “In this pub I
want you to act as you would twenty five years ago.”
So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint
and said “Two can play at that game mate.”
