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  "I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.
  
  We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
  
  "What's that?" I asked.
  
  "It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
  
  I said, "No."
  
  We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
  
  I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
  
  "Mum, you still awake?"

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