So I was at the barbershop the other day.
While I was being cut an old man came in.
"Listen", he said. "I need someone to trim my sideburns. I can't do it myself anymore because I’ve got so many wrinkles and shaky hands."
"No problem", said the barber. "You're not the first one with this problem old friend, just keep this small wooden ball in your mouth and press it against your cheek while I trim your sideburns there."
So the man takes the wooden ball in his mouth and follows the barber's directions.
"Well I’ll be damned! This is the cleanest shave I’ve had in years", cries the old man.
"I’ve got to ask though", said the old man. "What would've happened if I accidentally swallowed the ball?".
"Oh not a problem", said the barber. "It happens quiete often. People just return the ball the next day".
