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    An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
    The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

    The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says,
    “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”

    The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
    The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

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