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Mike is going on his first blind date, and he tells his pal Ted that he is worried.
"What do I do if she's really unattractive ?" Mike asks, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Ted says, "Just go up to her door and meet her first.
If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.
But if you want to escape, there's a 'Date Rescue App' you can install on your phone.
You schedule your phone to ring just after you meet her, and answer with,
"Mum, what's the matter? Are you O.K. ?" It works every time.
So that night, Mike knocks on the girl's door, and when she comes out he is awestruck
at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl's phone rings and
she answers it ....."Mum, what's the matter ? Are you O.K. ?"