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A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
"Well I was having a quiet round of golf with my missus, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our shots into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end"
"I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough there was a golf ball, with my wifes monogram on it, stuck up the crack of the cows anus".
"Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to the wife, 'Hey this looks like yours!' "
"I don't remember much after that"