A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architects brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politicians which was £100,000. "Does that mean that the politicians brain is much better than the Architects?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man. "not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politicians brain has never been used."
A man and wife were out doing some gardening, she was weeding and he was cleaning the grill when he said "Crikey your rear is as wide as the grill. Later that night in bed the man was getting frisky and the woman said "If you think I am going to fire up the grill for one little sausage you are sadly mistaken ."
