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    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a farm for several years. At the back was a large pond. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables and chairs and some apple and peach trees.

    One evening he decided to go down to the pond taking a bucket with him to bring back some fruit.
    As he got near he heard voices shouting and laughing and saw that it was a group of women skinny dipping in the pool. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went into the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, “We're not coming out until you leave!” The old man frowned.
    “ I didn't come down to watch you ladies bathing naked, or make you get out of the pond naked.”

    Holding up the bucket, he said, “I'm here to feed the alligator”

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