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*SMART ARSE ANSWER 1*
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the
front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
*SMART ARSE ANSWER 2*
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
*SMART ARSE ANSWER 3*
The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
*SMART ARSE ANSWER 4*
A teacher at University reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam..
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that is it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly
said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."
*SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR*
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....
Who shall I say is calling?"