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  A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in
  the hospital: “How are you grandpa?” He asks.
  “Feeling fine.” Says the old man.
  “What’s the food like?”
  “Terrific, wonderful menus.”
  “And the nursing?”
  “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses
  really take care of you.”
  “What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?”
  “No problem at all, nine hours solid every
  night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot
  chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that’s it. I go
  out like a light.”
  The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed
  by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse
  in charge. “What are you people doing?” He
  asks, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old
  Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be
  true?”
  “Oh, yes.” Replies the nurse, “Every night at
  10 o’clock we give him a cup of chocolate and
  a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The
  chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra
  stops him from rolling out of bed.”

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