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7 DEGREES OF BLONDE
1ST DEGREE
A MARRIED COUPLE WERE ASLEEP WHEN THE PHONE RANG AT 2AM,
THE WIFDE (UNDOUBLETLY BLONDE PICKED UP THE PHONE LISTENED FOR A MOMENT& SAID,HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT’S 200 HUNDRED MILES FROM HERE,THEN HUNG UP
YHE HUSBAND SAID WHOS THAT?
THE WIFE SAID “ I DON;’T KNOW SOME WOMAN WANTING TO KNOW IF THE COAST WAS CLEAR.
2nd DEGREE:
TWO BLONDS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET,ONE NOTICES A COMPACT ON HE PATH,& PICKS IT UP SHE OPENS UP THE COMPACT LOOKS IN THE MIRROR & SAYS SHE LOOKS FAMILILIAR SHE HANDS IT TO THE SECOND BLONDE THE SECOND BLONDE SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR & SAYS ,YOU DUMMY “IT’S ME.
3rd DEGREE
A BLONDE SUSECTS HER BOYFRIEND OF CHEATING ON HER,SO SHE GOES OUT & BUYS A GUN,SHE GOES TO HIS FLAT UNEXPECTEDLY 7 WHEN SHE OPENS THE DOOR,SHE FINDS HIM IN THE ARMS OF A REDHEAD,WELL SAID THE BLONDEWHO IS REALY ANGRY ,SHE OPENS HER PURSE TO TAKE OUT & PULLS OUT A GUN SHE IS OVERCOME WITH GRIEF,,SHE HOLDS THE GUN TO HER HEAD THE BOYFRIEND YELLS,”NO HONEY DON’T DO IT...THE BLONDE REPLIES….. SHUT UP YOUR NEXT.
4th DEGREE: A BLONDE BRAGS ABOUT HER KNOWLEGE OF STATE CAPITALS,SHE SHE SAYS GO AHEAD ASK ME,I KNOW THEM ALL,A FREIND SAYS OK,WHAT’S HE CAPITAL OF WISCONSIN? THE BLONDE REPLYS.. THAT IS EASY….W
5th D EGREE.
WHAT DIS THE BLONDE ASK THE DOCTOR WHEN HE TOLD HER SHE WAS PREGNANT
IS IT MINE