Guest 664- Registered: 23 Mar 2008
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#1
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Dover . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#2
expct a few replies andrew, i know that you did not mean bern though.
#3
Guest 664- Registered: 23 Mar 2008
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#4
It was originally about Glasgow. Couldn't resist customising it for the locality.
Actually it could taken to imply that Dover girls are, well, assertive.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#5
that type of joke can be easily fitted around wherever you want it.
a good example is one when i was a kid and most local people were employed inn the docks.
the story goes that a docker was prosecuted by the RSPCA for kicking a tortoise to death, the accused in mitigation said he was provoked as it was following him around all day.
#6
Love it!
Perhaps making him a civil servant would work too?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#7
i remember when her majesty visited dover a few years back and visited the docks.
she asked all the usual questions.
the joke doing the rounds at the time was that she asked "how many people work in the docks"?
the answer came back "about a quarter of them".
Guest 674- Registered: 25 Jun 2008
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#8
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#9
best not to give up the day time job for a while yet keith.
just a tiny amount of work needed on your comic routine.
Alec Sheldon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 18 Aug 2008
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#10
You should never laugh at your own jokes Keith.
#11
Oh my god that was terrible Keith. Were did you learn that from?
one of the many playgroups you attend on you "day job"?
#12
Sitting in Nason's today enjoying a pot of tea and a generous slice of cake, when suddenly, two rabbits came to mind. I can't explain it, but I found myself laughing.
#13
Sid, no just wrong , one : remembering that lame joke and two: laughing to yourself when alone is never a good look .
