Serious question - is there a special employment agency for people who turn out to be totally useless in a role after years of being overpaid but don't have the people skills to get a job more in keeping with their abilities like pulling pints in 'spoons?
The Head of East Kent Housing resigns over the company's failings over protecting its council tenants and bounces back as the Executive Officer of a large Housing Group.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/social-housing-boss-quits-after-scandal-219068/
https://www.cgi.org.uk/shop/authors/deborah-upton
The former vice-principle of Hadlow College (Remember Betteshanger?) who resigned leaving Further Education Commissioner Richard Atkins to investigate financial irregularities bounces back as a Partner and Senior Corporate Consultant for the 10th largest accountancy firm in the world.
https://www.timeslocalnews.co.uk/tonbridge-news/college-owes-money-to-300-firms-who-are-unlikely-to-be-paid/
https://mark-lumsdon-taylor.co.uk/
In the words of Yosser Hughes 'Gizza Job' I could do that'.
'If no one went no faster than what I do there'd be a sight less trouble in this world'