IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? FORUM ?

• Keith Sansum1

  • Location: london
  • Registered: 25 Aug 2010
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  11 May 2011     14:59105728
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  Today in the town I met up with a leading forumite, iv been realy ill with flu and a bad cough since going for a beer with paulb(sure theres no connection lol)
  
  this leading forumite gave me realy good medical advice i think once he identifies himself he should be known as DOC
  
  Identify yourself kind sir(Doc) theres so much unknown talent on this forum lol
  ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  11 May 2011     15:05105733
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  glad i could help keith.
  
  should anyone need urgent surgery i am willing to oblige, just give me 10 minutes to clear the kitchen work top and put the cat out.
• Guest 640

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  11 May 2011     15:06105734
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  If you had let me know in time Keef I could have listened to your beleaguered bronchials with my trainee doctor daughters stethoscope...
  
  Clearly you need several weeks under a tropical sun. Thats my laymans prescription for you.
  
  Glad there is a doctor in the house though...terrific.
  
  
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 640

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  11 May 2011     15:07105735
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  lol Howard!!
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Keith Sansum1

  • Location: london
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  11 May 2011     15:16105742
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  DOCTOR HOWARD;
  Thank you very much for your medical advice, and all the gory details of whats been stuck up you, in you etc lol
  
  i know now where to turn in my hours of illness.
  just cancelled my doctor lol
  
  
  PAULB;
  I was full of beans that night(as you saw lol) but the late day after i went downhill and for past 3/4 days been realy rough, but still posted to be socialable lol
  
  on the men now, and with this the tremendous doctor howards advice
  thankyou doc
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• Guest 710

  • Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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  11 May 2011     15:42105759
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  Keith, I too have been stricken and it is of some comfort to know that I am not alone. I wouldn't mind the tropical Sun cure, but would settle for the Rum.
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  11 May 2011     17:45105773
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  tom
  
  if you are no better in the morning ring my surgery and a stroppy receptionist will give you an urgent appointment sometime next month.
• Guest 645

  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  11 May 2011     17:58105774
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  It's true Howard is a miracle worker. I told him of my complaint which although delicate is worth re-telling.
  Having visited many Doctors none could explain why every time I went to the loo my pooh came out as neatly formed chips.They were baffled'
  
  I went to see Doc Howie who told me to drop my trousers for a quick examination
  ''Ah I see what the problem is'' he exclaimed
  He asked his nurse to pass him the large pair of sterilized scissors.
  I must admit to being somewhat nervous.
  He took the scissors and snipped away. I felt no pain whatsoever.
  ''That should cure it'' he said triumphantly
  ''What was the problem?'' I enquired turning to face the Doc.
  ''This'' and he pointed to a large section of my string vest
  ''Next time buy a shorter string vest that fits you!'' he advised
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
• Guest 660

  • Registered: 14 Mar 2008
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  11 May 2011     18:04105775
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  Oh thats where my wife works! Howard
  If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
• Guest 707

  • Registered: 1 Dec 2010
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  11 May 2011     21:28105795
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  Dr. Bob.! " yes nurse" x