well it's that time of the year folks as Howard pointed out with a thread of a similar title.
You clear up all of your garden and make it look beautiful and tidy ready for your friends to come round and admire it and comment how cracking it looks.
What they don't know is where you got rid of all the crap, including most of a shed.
I'm very certain this could have been traced very easily as it came from between Cherry Tree and Limes road, far too hard for the right people to track down.
The river along the Barton stretch looks like a s*** hole at the moment.