Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#1
New Immigration Laws:
1 There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
3. All government business will be conducted in our language.
4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office
6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programmes.
Any burden will be deported.
7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
8. If foreigners come here and buy land.... Options will be restricted.
Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens
naturally born into this country.
9. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a
foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our prime minister
or his policies. These will lead to imprisonment and deportation
10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged.
All assets will be taken from you.
Too strict?......The above laws are the current immigration laws of the Muslim countries !
To come through legally:
1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3. Get a job!
4. Live By OUR Rules!
5. Pay YOUR Taxes!
6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants have in the past!!!
7. Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime
savings of welfare benefits to you.
This was forwarded to me via email
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#2
I have no problem with 1 to 6 but the others would be counter-productive and simply wrong.
Ross Miller
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
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#3
which Islamic countries?
specifically?
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Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#4
No idea Ross that's why I added that caveat at the end of my post.
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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#5
Looks like Egypt to me, having some knowledge of the investment laws in the Arab countries.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
- Posts: 8,115
#6
Dash! I thought, while reading post 1, that these were new laws introduced by Gov.uk at Westminster.
The dream came to an end with the follow-up after point 10.
Oh dash!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
#7
must have been translated by an american with terms like welfare and food stamps used.