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  nice one jan. last time i was carted off to hospital i ended up with my shirt off wired up to the mains.
  
  a teenage girl came in an opened up her laptop, i thought she was waiting for a lift home from a staff member.
  
  anyway after about ten minutes she came across and said to me " mr mcsweeney i am doctor ****", she then said "would you look into my eyes", what a question?
  
  things got even better, she asked me if i minded if she had a feel around.
  
  i made some crass comment about if it come under the n.h.s. or i had to go private.
  
  needless to say she had become immune to dirty old men like me.

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