I can't believe it. They sent my Census form back!

• Alan Taylor

  • Location: Dover
  18 May 2011     12:19106752
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  In answer to the question, 'Do you have any Dependants I put:
  
  'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable gits,
  the Cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock,
  RBS and half of Eastern Europe!'
• Guest 655

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 10,247
  18 May 2011     12:43106753
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  LOL, I like it but clearly it offends the pc sentiments of civil service functionaries....
• Guest 696

  • Registered: 31 Mar 2010
  • Posts: 8,115
  18 May 2011     12:45106754
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  Well that certainly put some spice to the census.
  But possibly some definitions will be considered questionable, namely numbers 2, 3, and 4. I doubt they would go unobserved, and will most likely be frowned upon
  Chanters, Drums and Drones Potty Time http://youtu.be/99fMqpjnXYA
  Rule Britannia!
  Kent First http://youtu.be/04F3mAP3fV4 Keep banging on http://youtu.be/qYCU_SKmkGQ
• Brian Dixon

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 23 Sep 2008
  • Posts: 23,940
  18 May 2011     15:25106763
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  i would send it back with these aditions,slime balls,the entire cast of eastenders coranation street and emerdale,wieght watcher groups and the makers of slim fast.
• Guest 653

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
  • Posts: 10,540
  19 May 2011     07:11106824
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  They are not dependants Brian, they get paid through means other than taxes.
  
  I agree with Barry's answer.
  
  
  
  Roger