Phone just rang and a lady from a Security Company called and just asked if I owned the house I live in,I said yes and she said if you qualify for a free security system they would call back!
10 mins later phone rings and this man starts telling me of this brilliant security system and it is free,all I have to pay for is the people that listen to the alarms going off at the other end.
My next door neighbour is a Policeman with a BIG German Shepherd,so I let the man finish until he gets to the part when he says he will make an appointment for a salesman to call and then I did it.Yes I lied.I know that most people think Politicians lie all the time.....but I don't but did on this occasion.
I said I was a Policeman and I had the biggest German Shepherd you have ever seen,funnily the man didn't want to speak anymore!!!
