I think we have all overlooked the obvious solution to this problem..deport the cat as well!!
Yes indeed, give him the relevant shots required, anti- dissentry, anti- malaria, anti- rabies, etc and put him on the plane too with a bon voyage
For those who are unclear here is a picture of a cat, whether or not he is the cat in question remains open to speculation...
Did you ever get the feeling poor old Ken Clarke is lost in the political wilderness, clearly catnapping on the fringes of Toryism, didtn know anything about the cat when approached, didnt know anything about catwoman Theresa May's major general plans either. Oh Dear! the clock ticks for Ken..
But one further word on the cat...the Home Secretary was wrong. The cat played no part. Sky News spoke to the lawyer on the very case and he said so..cat had nothing to do with it, said he. Damian Green was spinning and back shuffling on Newsnight but the cat was already out of the bag!
