Howard, that is so funny, and so true.
A 'partial' glossary...
- ineluctable:
"not to be avoided, changed, or resisted : inevitable"
- autarkic:
"AUTARCHY: absolute sovereignty"
- hegemonic :
"HEGEMONY: preponderant influence or authority over others"
- algorithm:
"a procedure for solving a mathematical problem (as of finding the greatest common divisor) in a finite number of steps that frequently involves repetition of an operation; broadly : a step-by-step procedure for solving a problem or accomplishing some end especially by a computer "
All definitions from...
http://www.merriam-webster.com/