Vic Matcham wrote:Victoria is local..
The three Vics.
Vic or Victor or Victoria,
Three to choose from, what euphoria,
Are they all the one and same,
And do they share a single brain?
In their postings there's no clue,
Sometimes red, green or blue,
Perhaps the politician streak,
Makes one difficult to speak.
The truth I mean not verbally,
They're not the shy one's usually,
"What I'll do for Dover town,
I've made it up and wrote it down."
The clue is in the spiel, I bet,
Maybe hidden under threat,
Chest stuck out and pride is welling,
It could be there, in the spelling!
Check it when the blurb you see,
If it's right then there are three,
If the writing seems false and hollow,
There's only one Matcham for you to follow.
A final check, if you vote,
Check the features, make a note,
Male or female, don't know yet,
If it's neither, blame the vet.
Whatever decision you come to,
Be very careful, because they may sue,
To raise some cash for a reason,
To buy a buggy for a threesome!
So if you're ever in Sanctuary Close,
You may see them pruning rose,,
Pruning Rose, no not another!
Choose Vichy man and get a brother.
Do nothing and nothing happens.
