Has anyone lost a dog?

• howard mcsweeney1

  • Location: Dover
  • Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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  11 June 2014     14:17267891
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  About half an hour ago it appeared out of the alleyway crossed the road then crossed Longfield road, down my road.
  
  
  

  

  
  
  Walking purposefully but panting heavily turned into Westbury Road.
  
  

  
• Guest 698

  • Registered: 28 May 2010
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  11 June 2014     20:04267907
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  Reminds me of an old joke. Bloke goes into a pub, sees an old fellow enjoying his pint with a large dog lying across his feet. 'Does your dog bite?' he asks. 'Nope', says the old fellow. So our bloke bends down to stroke the dog, which suddenly leaps up and takes half his arm off. 'You said your dog didn't bite' cries the man. 'That's not my dog,' says the old fellow. 'I left mine at home.'
  I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson