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    True story.

    When I was teaching at DGSB and still had my yacht one of my colleagues asked if I could take him and his two sons out sailing.

    We spent a while tacking backwards and forwards in the harbour and everyone having lifejackets I suggested we departed the Western Entrance for an hour 'at sea'.

    Lovely sunny day and my colleague had fallen fast asleep when one of the kids said 'Mr F, I think I'm going to be sick'.

    Told him to puke downwind and the poor little bugger turned puce and tried to turn himself inside-out.

    Once things had settled I told him not to worry as Nelson had been sick most days at sea.

    'What! Nelson Mandela?' he replied.

    As I said true story.

    1. WTF are they teaching in History nowadays?

    2. What are they teaching in Geography? How longs the sodding crossing to Robben Island?

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