Ah jeeez all very good Marek. Ah Im particularly interested in the DTIZ one as I can tell you, cross my heart, I saw two Oirish paddies with shovels out there this morning digging the first hole.
"what are yer doing" sez I, while out walking the wolfhound.
"We're putting in the first foundation stone for the Asda shop so we are!"
"The ground looks nice and soft" sez I feeling uplifted
"Ah we know" sez them "we pour lots of Guinness on it first to soften it up!"
I saw a gaggle of geese flying overhead as this conversation was taking place but I dont know if they were the geese belonging to water wading Ian or not, they could have been though.. out on an early morning sabatical.
