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  Just to lighten the air
  
  The entire United Kingdom has today resigned out of collective guilt and embarrassment, as the fallout from the News of the World phone hacking scandal continues.
  
  The country, sometimes referred to as 'Great Britain', announced this morning that it would be stepping down from its duties as a moron-populated land mass, and handing itself in at the nearest police station - immediately after Bargain Hunt.
  
  The troubled pillock-ridden nation state explained:
  
  "I was party to the News of the World's phone hacking. I may not have done the hacking myself. But I voraciously consumed the product of that phone hacking every Sunday - without thinking through the consequences of my choices."
  
  "I lined the pockets of those pitiless bastards with my brainless desire for sensationalism, vicarious grief, hypocrisy, tits and suspender belts, in bite-size chunks at an affordable price."
  
  "I smell the stench of my own collusion wafting from my every orifice. And I am deeply ashamed."
  
  "My position is untenable. I am tendering my resignation and will shortly be prostrating myself at the jackbooted feet of a thousand bored coppers."
  
  from newsthump

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